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I am contemplating making an announcement to my hot local barista guy…maybe a press release. Something like this:
Due to budgetary cutbacks, I am being forced to amalgamate several departments in my life. After internal discussions you have been selected for multiple roles in the reshuffle. New responsibilities include being my lover, as well as retaining your current role as the local hot barista guy. Here’s my Discussion Paper where I have examined the potential issues that may arise. It will be open for comment until 26 May. Please make your submissions via phone call…here’s my number…a meeting will take place at [name of sexy restaurant] to resolve any differences. I look forward to your cooperation in this matter.
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